Funny baseball pitcher quotes. Baseball is the only field of endeavour where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. Ive been filing them away off and on for the last 25 or 30 years. With its huge fan base and the baseball craze all across the counter it is only natural that this sport is loved by people of all ages and genders. I didnt mean to hit the umpire with the dirt but i did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Bill veeck 12. If you know how to cheat start nowbaltimore manager earl weaver to pitcher ross grimsley on the mound. Pitching is the art of instilling fear. But most of the time i try to throw to spots.
The key to winning baseball games is pitching fundamentals and three run homers. Because it is so popular it is natural that everyone has had a bit. Baseballs opening day is full of time honored traditions. A diamond collection of wisdom and one liners.
You know i get a lot of people pitching songs to me. The pitcher cries for water to carry and a person for work that is real. Theodore samuel ted williams. 50 great motivational quotes about baseball to inspire you.
That rain delay was the most important thing to happen to the chicago cubs in the past 100 years. If the bases are loaded with none out for example then ill go for a strikeout. Former baseball players and all of its fans have likened it to a complete religion and rightly so. Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.
Bob gibson is the luckiest pitcher i ever saw. If you get three strikes even the best lawyer in the world cant get you off. I try to get them to pop up or ground out. A pitcher needs two pitches one theyre looking for and one to cross them up.
In baseball i was a pitcher which i hated because there was no action there. Nobody likes to hear it because its dull but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same pitching. The only time i really try for a strikeout is when im in a jam. Funny pitching quotes funny quotes about pitching a little humor for your day from my large collection of funny quotes about life.
25 funny baseball quotes. The president throws out the first ball the cubs starting pitcher walks away with a 5400 era the royals get mathematically eliminated from the pennant race. Phil niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in atlanta. The key to winning baseball games is pitching fundamentals and three run homers.
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