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In all seriousness business can be pretty funny. It is the day when we all let go of the seriousness of our daily schedule and get ready to experience all the fun that lies ahead in the upcoming weekend. But i wasnt even finished with saturday yet thank god its monday god gave us mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend this should be the spirit every mondays. 2 coffee chocolate cowboys some things are just better rich.
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It is the last working day of the week for most of us and the beginning of a fun filled weekend. Know that something good will always happen. Original source unknown. A couple in their nineties are both having some short term memory loss.
Answering he heard his wifes urgent voice warning him herman i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on interstate 77.