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Enjoy pin away and share. In wine theres truth. The following funny wine quotes always make me laugh and i hope they bring a smile to your face as well. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
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Throughout history its meaning has changed to become a symbol of status and hedonism and these days more than ever it is associated with fun food and friends. Champagne is appropriate for breakfast lunch or dinner. Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade vintage and one of a kind products and gifts related to your search. If wine is a lifestyle then these twenty quotes are words to live by.
Best wine status for whatsapp. Actually wine is a complex almost enigmatic product. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. One not only drinks wine one smells it observes it tastes it sips it and one talks about it king edward vii one of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts samuel johnson quickly bring me a beaker of wine so that i may wet my mind.
You might have a glass of wine or a joint or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation or life just seems utterly relentless. Wine is my valentine. Im like old wine. You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
Wine does a body good. Heres to health and happiness always the skeptic i looked it up. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.